The Cheapest, Most Harrowing Halloween ScareYou Will Ever Have: VIDEO
"Jane the Survivalist", "Jane The Cynic", "Jane the Doomsayer". Call me what you will, but I have not been around here lately because I am exceedingly busy burying my nuts against the storm of the century.
You know all those clearance Halloween decorations you just had to buy at 70% off? And what about that goofy assed blow-up yard santa you snagged at 85% off for a mere $170? (You high-fived yourself, didn't you?) They are taking up valuable space in your basement and on your credit card statement right this minute.
Not in my basement.
Not on my statement.
I have food and seeds and clothes for my children three sizes too big that I bought 80% off. With cash. In today's dollars.
Watch this simplified, cheapo, low tech horror movie if you dare.
And those halloween decorations you blew perfectly good money for will give you nightmares until the next full moon.
Are you READY?