America's Blind Trust in Nancy Pelosi

San Fransisco's most grizzled debutante was crowned "Princess of the Ball" in a flurry of vulgar inaugural fetes held in and around The District that were enough to make even her most devoted courtiers gag. Madame Vintner Speaker Nancy Pelosi was swept into office with no expense spared on the pomp. She's a gajillionaire, after all. And good on her.

She just doesn't want you to be one.

Back on October 6th, Madame Vintner was very clear about who she thinks deserves to keep their hard earned money and who most certainly does not.You are not on Nancy Pelosi's "most favored" list if you, let's say, dared to start a plumbing company and after sacrificing yourself on the altar of hard work, finally achieve annual compensation of over $250,000. This number was chosen by Nancy Pelosi to seem very substantial, but you couldn't even afford to rent her Lake Tahoe vacation house for a weekend on that salary. Get real, Nonni.

As of 2004, her husband, Paul Pelosi, owned shares of Alliance Gaming Corporation. They make slot machines. So I expect she understands a little about odds. She and her feudal cohorts in the Democratic Party figure with roughly 13% of the U.S. population below the poverty line (whatever the hell that means anymore) and a little Lakoffian framing, there are statistically enough of the mouth breathing unwashed to assure them absolute power for as long as they fan the eternal flame of class envy. Math so simple only a Republican wouldn't do it.

So the next time you are accused of being "rich" by moonbats who readily availed themselves of the "Era of Greed" to amass their obscene fortunes, take a look at your balance sheet as compared to the richest lady on Capital Hill. Oh, well...that is if you can even find all her well stashed assets. And yes, to my considerable disgust, they ALL do it.

But it isn't Bill Frist's sugar cube diamond-decked bony finger wagging in your face, now is it?

Comments

[Miss Carnivorous]

Nancy makes enough to afford a very good plastic surgeon! That's for sure. Honestly, I think half the reason she got elected is that she's goodlooking! If she looked like a bull dyke, fugedaboutit!

[JANE SAYS: Me thinks Miss Carnivorous needs some Lasix. But I do agree with you that it WILL be a tough sell for Hillary. ;)]

[Maggie]

Here's what I want to know. And I actually want to know it pretty badly. I'm being serious here. What lipstick does she wear?
OK, now before you (Jane's readers and lurkers) jump all over me here, let me explain. I watch CSpan, I am a geek. When Pelosi comes on, I am utterly fascinated. Most people see pics or sound bites, but if you actually *watch* her, you will notice something. She has a nervous tic. She licks her lips, incessantly. Say what you will about her hypocrisy (having money by the boatload and taking yours), but she has a great fashion sense. Say what you will about her plastic surgery, she has a great neck. Lot's of women have facelifts, brow lifts, Botox, but their necks give them away. Anyway, back to the lip-licking. Her lipstick is always perfect. I have dozens of lipsticks that look fabulous when I put them on but they do not stand up to talking, eating, much less kissing. I have tried permanent ones and they always look dry and cakey. I must know what she uses.
There you go, Jane.....some absolute nonsense in your serious subject post.

[JANE SAYS: OH...the Six Gajillion Dollar woman SHOULD look that good at 60+. As for the lips? I know "Ass-Kissers Chap" at thirty paces of my Jimmy Choos, baby. But as for the actual shade of lipstick, you might check Bob Wright's left butt cheek.]

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[Miss Carnivorous]

Miz Janie, speaking of butt cheeks, I'd like to bite Congressman Boehner's right butt cheek, and his left one too! Oh yes I would!

[JANE SAYS: A more apt name for Miss Carnivorous might be Miss Lascivious. The purple d*ldo its in the mail, baby.]