Any patriot worth an Anthony dollar realizes that as the political stakes get higher in this country she must evaluate her priorities, accept difficult responsibilities and grind her sacred cow into hamburger, if thats what it takes to raise the ante for the freedom she enjoys. I have compiled the Citizen's In and Out List of 2007 in my vain effort to eternalize just a few of the trends I see for the coming year.
(PLEASE, ADD YOUR OWN IDEAS IN THE UNMODERATED COMMENT SECTION.)
IN: Red OUT: Blue
IN:Parent as verb OUT: Parent as doormat
IN: A rational, healthy lifestyle OUT: Rationalized national health care
IN: Proud family heritage as promotion of our greater American nationalism OUT: Pathetic family legacies of victim-hood, legitimized by multiculturalism
IN: Personal willingness to solve local problems OUT: Personal assurance that Big Government will solve local problems
IN: Demanding historical references and hard facts OUT: Tolerating hysterical rants based on focus-group fiction and talking points
IN: Using your BIG GIRL VOICE to loudly resist commonplace injustices and unfair acts of pedestrian Political Correctness OUT: Being a passive lady-like violet whose favorite phrases are, "I wish someone would...", "Somebody should...", and "I could, but..."
And just because everybody expects at least a dab of fashion advice on Jane's IN and OUT list: Guys, please, for the preservation of your status as a Retro-Sexual and the thrill of all things procreational, get those Cyborg Sex Deflectors out of your ears. Use a regular telephone, y'all. And even better, learn when not to use it.
You do really well using your BIG GIRL VOICE!
[JANE SAYS: Its the BIG GIRL panties. That's the real secret.]
Posted by: Maggie | January 01, 2007 at 07:24 AM
IN: Being a Student of History
OUT: Making History Up
IN: Buying a Firearm
OUT: Banning a Firearm
IN: SeeJaneMom
Out: Froofy Women That Don't Know What They Want
[JANE SAYS: Folks are gonna to start talking if you don't hush up with all that LAVISHLY GLORIOUS, SINFULLY FLAGRANT, and HUMBLY RECEIVED flattery. Like a great fashion accessory, compliments serve to make the average girl feel FABULOUS. (Jane blushes...) thank you...]
Posted by: Sniper One | January 01, 2007 at 10:24 AM
IN: Comments on Lords of Kobol Blog
OUT: the stoopid moderate comments feature..
Hi Jane, Maggie..
[JANE SAYS: Hey Viper...give Jester my love. ;)]
Posted by: Viper1 | January 01, 2007 at 12:28 PM
IN: Acting like a parent
OUT: Trying to be a friend
Posted by: mRed | January 02, 2007 at 02:05 PM