Michelle Malkin's Wrist Pilot

Just when you think you know the secrets of the fast lane, you see how very low tech it all is.

{Don't worry, Donkeyhue, your number is on her OTHER hand. With ELF's. Under "Groupies Who Think I'm HAWT."}

Comments

[Chuck]

Heh,heh. I guess if she washed her hands, it'd be like having your hard drive crash. :).

[Birdie]

More! I want more than MM's wrist! Is she as beautiful and witty in person? Who else have you met??? What have you asked??? Snort the Ritalin, woman, and start blogging! You're not there to have fun, you're there to provide the rest of us with a vicarious thrill! Have you forgotten that? ;-)
xo

[Donkeyhue]

She must have written my phone number on her other hand.

I have a Newt question for ya...

Im curious to know if he wanted to strangle Cuomo nearly as much as I did the other night at the Coop?

Im just glad that I stuck to beer during the pre-game cuz a donkey on whiskey would have rushed the stage.

[JANE SAYS: And yes, I clearly saw "Donkey" written on her other hand. But somehow I think it was shorthand for "Democrat". And somehow I don't think the word "strangle" in a question would get much traction--you goof. ;) I got this question after I saw him, but he was affable enough to have asked. I tell you--that CPAC thing was a no stop train wreck...I needed some single malt of my own just to get through it all.]

[Sniper One]

The only question I can come up with a moment is for John McCain.

Can you ask him why he's such a filthy fascist f*k-nozzle, and why we should support him when he has a long track record of appeasement?

Nevermind, I won't vote for him anyway.

[JANE SAYS: I WOULD HAVE asked him. If he wasn't in UTAH sucking up to the Mormons while Mitt was sucking up to us at CPAC. That omisson WILL cost him some.]

[Stealthkix]

Sitting right next to her, did you ever wonder if you'd get that little tiny fist backhand style upside your jaw if you got out of line? WHATCHAAA!