“It’s so important for women to stand up for the right of women to make a decision that is best for them.” —Hillary Clinton in an upcoming interview in ESSENCE, a fluff fashion magazine that panders caters to black women.
The snipped interview, entitled The Hillary Clinton Effect, with the woman who would be Queen is so utterly revolting, I will take it in small doses for the benefit of those of you who are trying to keep yesterday’s lunch down — by tradition, my comments in red italics.
On meeting her future husband-former President Bill Clinton: {OK. We GET IT. She is MRS. First Black President. WE. GET. IT.} “And, as I walked by him I heard him say, ‘… And not only that, we grow the biggest watermelons in the world.’ ” {Hill…honey. I know you are dying to do that dazzling Black Face, Kentucky fried accent again, but mentioning watermelons right out of the chute is just going too far.}
On their political differences: “there’s a bit of a challenge to say, here’s where he stops and I start, and vice versa.” {Ahhh…Bill for the price of Hill, the reverse two-fer we already endured for eight brilliant years.}
On issues, relating to Black men: …”Ultimately then, the crisis of young men of color is a national crisis. ” {Yesterday, the national crisis was healthcare, Hillary. Never mind, both are all the White Men’s fault.}
On her marriage: “But I never doubted that it was a marriage worth investing in even in the midst of those challenges,” {Read: “No trailor tramp is going to flush my marriage assunder until that hound-dogging bastard has to call me Madame President.” }
On the most romantic thing her husband has done for her: “He brought me a giant wooden giraffe from Africa.” {Nothin’ says lovin’ like wood, eh, Hillary. And African wood, no less. Did he bring you a watermelon too, Hill?}
Outside of work, what her proudest moment is: “Chelsea,” she says without hesitation. {Because asking, “Outside of mothering, what is your proudest moment?” would imply that children are more important than clients, and all the Down-For-The-Struggle Sistah Feminists reading this article might be made uncomfortable. But if we don’t sqeeze in some sentimental enthusiasm, Chelsea might be seen as nothing more than a political prop of her marital investment. Can’t have that.}
Favorite telvision show: Grey’s Anatomy {If any Federal office holder makes time to watch television in their current job, TiVo or NO TiVo, they sure as beans don’t need a promotion to Leader of the Free World.}
Her message for Black voters: “Don’t lose faith,” she says. “We haven’t done everything we need to.” { Read: After almost two hundred and forty three years of promising you forty acres and a mule, eight years of White House occupation, and six years treading water in the Sentate, we white politicians haven’t quite finished using you black folks yet, so just sit tight.}
Well here's a "woman's decision" for you, Hillary. This woman would vote for a concrete lawn jockey before she'd vote for your racist, sexist brand of pandering. My breasts do not entitle you my vote.
Black women deserve better than you.
Women deserve better than you.
Americans deserve better than you.
