Claiming Aneurysm Risk, Joe Biden Will Bow From The Ticket In Early October Surprise

My broom is in the shop, but my crystal ball is working just fine. And for all my A.D.D., sometimes noticing the details and connecting dots pays off. Follow me...

**Sidebar to morons***I AM NOT PERPETUATING THE FAKE EMAIL WE HAVE ALL GOTTEN thirteen times since last Friday from Aunt Nellie claiming it is a "Secret Democratic Memo">>>>so PLEASE FOLKS...read MY POST CRITICALLY.....

There is no way in the bowels of Hell that Hillary Clinton would be anywhere (much less stumping for The Manchurian Messiah) but holed up in Chappaqau stuffing her pie hole with Cheetos but for the fact that her part in this tragic train wreck is not over. The meeting between Barack Obama and Bill Clinton in Harlem wasn't to eat rubber fried chicken.

Biden dropping out is not predicting anything original. But IF it happens, my theory for how is based on the peripheral nugget of otherwise unflattering news conveniently allowed to float by the Democrats themselves back in August at the funeral of some Lib political hack. {A LINK, I will also add, that I DISCOVERED MYSELF, NO THANKS TO THE BIG BLOGS....}

Via Liberal lap dog, CBS (August 30th):

(DUBLIN, Ohio) Joe Biden, who attended the memorial service for Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones today, talked about his own bout with aneurysms that nearly killed him 20 years ago. "When mine burst fortunately as described to me by the neurosurgeon it ricocheted off my skull instead of into my brain,” Biden explained, “If it had been the other way around I'd be a….”

August 30th....HHhhhmmm...about the time the polls were bouncing Sarah Palin on the knee of popular adoration and just ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER CBS link (that I found) points up the incredible timing for such a candid admission from Biden regarding his fragile health:

Via CBS (August 29th): Entitled "Assessing Risk Of McCain -Palin Ticket"

Public opinion polls show a close race between Obama and McCain, and with scarcely two months remaining until the election, neither contender can allow the other to jump out to a big post-convention lead. 

Obama knew he had been punked within hours of McCain's announcement, and all this groundwork laying for the Big Bow Out ("have Biden remind everyone how fragile he might still be") was probably on the same post it note with "Palin was only a mayor".

Mark your calendars.

If IF IF it happens, it will follow a magnanimous flourish of "Gee, Joe really shouldn't be one heart beat away what with the brain bleed and all...but who is this behind Curtain #2??....Why its none other than Mrs. Biiiiill Cliiiinton.....stand up for Hil' , won't you????".

[** WHY I THINK IT WON'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN: For Biden to quit runs counter to everything in the known Universe about conventional politics, but anything can be spun...Obama would only be gaining some of the white female vote, but bleeding just about all the white MALE vote, which is the essential block he desperately needs to win.**]

UPDATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It would appear that the NOW has endorsed the Obama ticket with NO woman on it.

Add this to a statistic that a full THIRD of voting may actually take place before November 4th, changing the ticket to a CHICKet seems unlikely. Imagine the mewling of the disenfranchised over that move?

But I will maintain that if they do it, it will be all about the aneurysm. Look for Joe to drop to his knees on stage, but just after the Palin debate, thereby running it in for the victim two-pointer, and (as suggested below) simultaneously keeping Hillary from looking like a hulking, stump ankled dyke debating the perky Caribou Barbie.

New meme: Joe Biden: One Heartbeat Away From One Brain Bleed

Comments

[Bob Reed]

I hope you're wrong, but the Toricelli gambit is always an option if it appears that O! is losing...

Regards,

[Paul Bart]

A thought: is it possible that this is a simple way for Hillary to avoid a debate with Sarah? In the October 2nd debate HRC may not look as well as SP, and the former would hate to see her image tarnished. So, Biden is a fall-guy who will attend the debates (most likely screw up) and then get replaced by Hillary....

[JANE SAYS: My readers are the smartest tacks!!! That is an EXCELLENT POINT and I will look for the BIG GUYS to parrot your thoughts eventually. Because lord knows, we little folks never think of things ourselves!

You are brilliant...truly. That angle would be easy peasy Liberal squeezy....I will stand by for your prediction to follow on the heels of mine. I am adding an update to the main post about the NOW endorsement and some absentee balloting facts that could change it all up... THANKS! xoxoxo Madam Jane]

[Conservative Belle]

Wow - that's a heck of a theory. This makes complete sense to me. Wow.

[JANE SAYS: THANK YOU. But for some damn reason, the BIG GUY blogs think I am simply repeating an email rumor. SO MUCH FOR CRITICAL READING SKILLS. {The BIG RIGHTY BLOGS are all about credit for themselves. They rape us little guys all the time.}

As you and over a DOZEN (though still in moderation)CRITICAL READERS now have recognized is that it is the THEORY BEHIND THE "HOW" he "MAY" drop out is what I am blogging.

Why else would CBS ALLOW such a gaffe to be publicized? Biden ..talking about his BAD HEALTH?? And they RAN IT??? It just doesn't add up.

I AM NOT BLOGGING THAT GAY FAKE "MEMO" that is circulating in Joe and Judy Lunchbucket's email. I got it EIGHTEEN TIMES TODAY MYSELF. 18!

So thank you, darling, for SOMEBODY (even if you are a sister!) finally realizing that little guys can connect the dots too. ;) xoxo Janie]

[J.M. Heinrichs]

On 29 Aug, by Jim Geraughty, @ CampaignSpot/NRO; about two hours after Gov Palin was announced as VP pick: http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZWNjYTQ5Y2JlOThiYTgzOTliYjM0NjlkOGM3ZWY2Yjc=

Cheers

[JANE SAYS: Thank you for that link...er..."Mr. Heinrichs". I appreciate it, but please do not think I am PERPETUATING A FAKE EMAIL. I KNOW ABOUT THE EMAIL.GOT IT.

Critically read, my post is about a plausible means, IF BIDEN DROPS OUT. Why else would CBS [>>>A LINK THAT I FOUND, no NRO help needed THANKYOUVERYMUCH>>>>] perpetuate the "bad news" about Biden discussing his own aneurysm if not for an "out" later in the game? WHILE SNOPES can AND has REFUTTED THE "EMAIL" as connected to your link, SNOPES can't predict the future, for all its wishing. Thank you for your input, Ed. xoxoxo eternally yours, Jane]

[Kerry McDonald]

Joe Biden is an idiot.

[JANE SAYS: But useful.

Hey Old McDonald, don't you just LOVE benevolent dictatorships? Who is the idiot NOW?]