For my 40th birthday, the Birthday Bunny delivered my fondest wish; a red and white, 1984 Ford F-150 4 x4 that Hunky Husband has begun to spot paint in black primer as he cures its minor cancer. Not the diamond or the breast lift so popular among the vapid forty-somethings in my wide circle of influence, but a perfect fit for me.
By design, the black primer enables me use sidewalk chalk to cover the entire surface in my political scrawl. My children had rather ride to school in "mom's hate wagon" than The German Bullet any day.
Multitudes have already been enlightened at various red lights in the Greater Metro areas scattered through The People's Republic of Northern Virginia. And I do so hope someone keys it. It will only add to its charm.
The side rails beg, "IS YOUR HYBRID AS SEXY AS AL GORE'S GULFSTREAM?" and "GREEN IS THE NEW RED!"
The wheel well reminds Libs to, "KEEP YOUR DAMNED CHANGE!"
The tailgate proclaims the obvious, "LIKE MY TRUCK, BARACK OBAMA IS BLACK, WHITE, AND RED ALL OVER."
When we are old we will sit our grandchildren on our knee, tell them of the land of our childhood and beg for their forgiveness.
Tomorrow is the last day that America will be a First World country as we go through the motions of a "free and fair" election. By evening, we will sit stunned as the last vestiges of liberty swirl down the gutter of history and more folks climb into the wagon, expecting to be pushed.
And as Chicago smolders by dawn on Wednesday, we will awaken in The America We Deserve for our gross lassitude and negligence.
We have no excuse. We were warned.
Jane, the link you provided for the American Thinker piece is incorrect. You have one too many http's in there.
[JANE SAYS:THANK YOU!]
Posted by: rightside | November 03, 2008 at 09:03 AM
Hi Janie,
You have a typo in your link (look at the http formatting).
Fear not, John McCain will win if the votes get accurately counted (which I am NOT confident will happen). As Josef Stalin said "I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this —- who will count the votes, and how."
Stand by...
[JANE SAYS: Love the Stalin confidence, there JOE....***where IS that Valium*** ]
Posted by: ProphetJoe | November 03, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Sorry, Janie, I've been stockpiling the Valium...
;-)
[JANE SAYS: YOU KNOOOow...when Lord "O" is Emperor, you will be forced to share......DAMMIT.]
Posted by: ProphetJoe | November 03, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Jane,
I'm not giving up the good fight until the election is over and the Prince of Socialism is crowned king.
Until that point I still have hope that Senator McCain will squeak by.
I know, I know, always the eternal optimist. *GRIN*
XOXOX
[JANE SAYS: AAHHHhhhh.....***HOPE***. Isn't that what started this mess? HOPIUM FOR ALL THE SUBJECTS!!! ]
Posted by: V5 | November 04, 2008 at 04:56 AM
Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and other wide open country is looking better and better. Praise the Lord and pass the ammo.
(Note to SS; not to be construed as a threat against The One. Merely willing to defend myself against the hordes of Godless 'zombies' about to prey on our nation. Because it isn't the "winds of change" that's coming, rather, it's the "storm of the century.")
On the bright side, O will be paying my mortgage and gas bills now.
[JANE SAYS: The SS doesn't come here....half of them are my friend's husbands! I can't wait to "drop out". Must do it before 2010 when the Boomers retirements surge and the Bush tax cuts expire. THEN it is going to get ugly.]
Posted by: V5 | November 05, 2008 at 05:08 AM
I assume someone has given you CPR since your trauma on Tuesday past... are you OK (figuratively speaking, of course)?
[JANE SAYS: Just hunkering down....and regrouping...and moderating a FLOOD of comments to some much older posts about Obama. The more prophetic ones get google hits and links aplenty since the summer....but since Tuesday, it has been too much....so many I can't get to them. I only publish what I like, from friends. You should READ some of this crap. We are in worse trouble han I ever believed. xoxoxo janie]
Posted by: ProphetJoe | November 06, 2008 at 08:01 PM
Holy shit chunking monkeys this post is awesome.
I gave birth on Oct 31 (20hrs labor followed by an emergency c-sect, woot!). Damn I'm glad I voted early and was still wonked out on pain meds on Nov 4. Anyhoo... as you can imagine, I am still getting caught up on current events. So this Obama character won, huh? Bummer. It still doesn't quite seem real (I keep hoping it is a hallucinogenic side effect of sleep deprivation) and this post captures my sentiments pretty well. Thanks!
Posted by: bitsy | January 12, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Jane, you havent posted since Nov 3?! I hope you havent offed yourself over the election outcome. Cheer up, conservatism will be back. True it is currently shattered and incoherent, intellectually and morally bankrupt, but I am sure that there are a few honest, principled conservative thinkers out in the wilderness who will one day be part of a conservative renaissance.
{JANE SAYS: Of which I will gladly NOT be one. I will be in the wings trying to start a party I'd like to call "THE COP: The Constitutional Originalist Party"". Until then, I am working for real money, for a REAL interest group that will be the one for whom all the "see-we-told-you-so" laughter will be reserved. Because the Left's little black window dressing will be the laughing stock of history. And I got AAAAAALLL the time in the world to wait for THAT great day.The only trouble, you mindless boob, is that AMERICA doesn't have the energy for this social experiment.}
Posted by: gary | January 12, 2009 at 01:53 PM
I'm afraid the only thing that can convert us back to what this nation was originally intended to be is bullets. Lots of them.
I can't find my hope. If you see it laying around somewhere, could you send it this way?
[JANE SAYS: NO BULLETS! START LOCAL. INSIST that every SINGLE elected official who has dominion over you BE A CONSERVATIVE----dog catchers have agendas. DO you AGREE with yours? Run for school board. Write letters to LOCAL OFFICIALS and positively make them MISERABLE if they don't comply, and MAKE IT YOUR LIFE'S MISSION to unseat them. Find a weakness and CALL THEIR BLUFF. We WILL remake this country in Reagan's image>>>>the comatose America Idolators will have to be pissed off enough to, for instance, UNSEAT JOHN MURTHA when we force him to make good on his little threat to have GITMO relocated to HIS district as he bragged last week.
His constituents MIGHT JUST BE PISSED ENOUGH TO DITCH HIM. I pray someone in John Murtha's district calls his bluff on that one. IF YOU WERE YOUR CONSERVATIVE SELF LIVING IN HIS DISTRICT, that is PRECISELY what you and a lengthy petition of folks in your neighborhood could do to force him to make good on his bluff....and thereby choke himself to death on his own words. FINALLY.
Do you see how easily that could translate to where YOU live? Find a weenie LIBERAL'S weakness....grab hold...and SQEEEEEEEEZE his ass right out of office. It really isn't about running a CONSERVATIVE against siad LIB, but forceing the LIB to drink his OWN hemlock. It CAN be done---just takes some creative planning and local mobilization.
It is the only way. It is how WE AMERICANS must always do it. Or we become a banana republic----like Nigeria. (Monetarily we already are, and THAT alone should make your hope evaporate, but I can't think of that now.)
Find an APPLESEED program near you. The Revolutionary War Vaterans Association (rifle and marksmanship programs) , I think they call themselves. You might find some fidelity there in the meantime. GOOD people.
Be well, and know that we are NOT DEAD, merely reloading. xoxoxooxxo JANIE}
Posted by: Privatestock | January 19, 2009 at 04:56 AM