"Jane the Survivalist", "Jane The Cynic", "Jane the Doomsayer". Call me what you will, but I have not been around here lately because I am exceedingly busy burying my nuts against the storm of the century.
You know all those clearance Halloween decorations you just had to buy at 70% off? And what about that goofy assed blow-up yard santa you snagged at 85% off for a mere $170? (You high-fived yourself, didn't you?) They are taking up valuable space in your basement and on your credit card statement right this minute.
Not in my basement.
Not on my statement.
I have food and seeds and clothes for my children three sizes too big that I bought 80% off. With cash. In today's dollars.
Watch this simplified, cheapo, low tech horror movie if you dare.
And those halloween decorations you blew perfectly good money for will give you nightmares until the next full moon.
Are you READY?
I found your blog a few weeks ago, when a search for information about military spouses turned up a VERY old post of yours. I immediately liked your "voice," although we differ on many points. You are a talented writer, with a message not everyone is getting out there. Glad to see you are hitting the blog regularly, again! I will be coming back often!
[JANE SAYS: WELCOME GIRLIE!!!! THANK YOU, and welcome. ;)]
Posted by: Melissa | January 26, 2009 at 02:55 PM
Hi Janie!!! Welcome back...
[JANE SAYS: This is like a strip tease, ain't it Joe...first you see me...then you don't----but I AAAAAAAAAAALLways know YOU will be watching. I need to buy yo a beer someday, my brother. ;)]
Posted by: ProphetJoe | February 04, 2009 at 10:10 AM
That movie was kind of boring and the music was lame. The new Indiana Jones movie is pretty good. Welcome back Jane!
[JANE SAYS: gary, you poor S.O.B. I love to miss you....heh....;) ]
Posted by: gary | February 10, 2009 at 11:52 AM
I'm still watching, but this stripe tease is killing me!
Posted by: ProphetJoe | February 27, 2009 at 01:39 PM
I thought i was ready......now i'm not so sure.....
Come back soon please.
Posted by: Rhino_itall | March 05, 2009 at 05:57 PM