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Sing For Change Video: The Pyongyang Remix

Fair warning. Void your bladder first.

(via www.reason.tv)

She Got Game: Sarah Palin puts the full court press to the Pasty White Middle Class Posuer

Joe Biden was so off his game because he underestimated his opponent. Plain and simple. After all, he is the "Distinguished Gentleman" from a string of working class zip codes but the glances he kept exchanging with Gwen Ifill made it look as if he expected her to get her broad ass up and help him beat back this little mongrel upstart.

At one point he actually reached to his collar after Sarah zinged him, then he caught himself in the old fake "must-scratch-my-neck" move. When I heard him utter the word "Bosniacs", I knew she had him by the jock.

Advantage, Sarah.

But what real, average, American patriot didn't lay those odds? Because not only do we have the chick on the ticket, we just stole the championship clincher of "Candidate I'd Most Like To Buy A Beer" from the Democrat trophy cabinet.

Hunky Husband glanced over at me at one point and, I promise you, he whispered, "You know I love to watch me some Georgia cheeleaders, but I think I have my first political chub on."

Advantage, Jane.

Sarah Palin's Swimsuit Diplomacy: 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant YouTube Video Link

My theory of "Swimsuit Diplomacy": While that filthy, camel humping, Iranian sand monkey is busy checking out her naked calves, Sarah Palin will have him signing a peace treaty with the hand that isn't...um..busy.

If all she does is WOW! them off their A game, I'll take it.

Americans In Denial: The $700 BILLION BAILOUT is nothing more than the NEWER NEW DEAL

Bless his heart, "Mike" was a commenter on my last post where I asserted that what helped us out of the Great Depression was our reliance on the gold standard. Dig the hubris in his last words.

Un.REal.

Unfortunately, what pulled us out of the Great Depression was not the gold standard. If anything it might have actually hindered any turn around. Gold was required to back any credit that would have been issued by the federal reserve to lend to banks that were failing. The reserve could do nothing because it had reached the limits of what gold backed credit it could issue. Those reserves limit liquidity in the market.

Will this last the next few years? Maybe. The rest of our lives? That's a bit much. Life moves on from this kind of thing, and the credit market hasn't completely dried up. Especially if you're a creditworthy borrower.

JANE SAYS:

And what exactly did end the Great Depression? You don't offer your expertise on that, Mike. You could say our sudden participation in WWII....but that was an artifice financed with the full faith and credit of the United States of America , which at the time was based.....MIKE...ON THE GOLD STANDARD. Funny how Jews being cooked alive just wasn't enough to get a Democrat off his ass and host a war, but his domestic legacy mattered to FDR, by damn.

Two idiot Republicans and President Hoover hastened Wall Street into the crash by even discussing this stupidity before it actually passed, then hastened the Great Depression by the passage of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff. FDR drew out the misery with his New Deal.

THIS CURRENT "BAIL OUT" OF YET ANOTHER FAILED SOCIAL ENGINEERING EXPERIMENT BY DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS IS NOTHING MORE THAN "THE NEWER NEW DEAL".

Additionally, Mike, there is no theoretical "limit" on what the Reserve holds, IF IT WERE BASED SOLELY ON GOLD. No, we can't go BACK to the gold standard. The Fed has printed too much funny money to ever, ever go back. GOT it. But "the full faith AND CREDIT of the United States of America" used to mean something on the world stage FOR NO OTHER REASON than Ft.Knox was full.

Don't you see? Now that term means NOTHING, so we will GET NO HELP for this crash from the international ATMs we are so used to relying on.

And don't even get me started about what I think of Alexander Hamilton and his damned "Federal Reserve". {When I get to Heaven, I am going to kick that arrogant bastard square in the cods, I swear.}

When his Great Society wasn't living up to the socialist propaganda, FDR artificially undervalued gold, summarily confiscated and overnight robbed hard working American citizens of millions of dollars, and then re-inflated its value so the new owner, the GOVERNMENT, could make the profit it required to buy back our credibility in the world credit markets.

And sadly, Mike, America will cease to be a Super Power in my children's lifetime if not my own. And perhaps I was not clear in what I meant by "lasting" our lifetimes. The EFFECTS will last our lifetimes. Of that, I am certain.

And Mike, buddy, you just toddle right on out and buy you a plasma TV...after all, **YOU** are a "creditworthy borrower".....because its all about YOU, right? YOUR good credit, right? HARDLY. Oh, your PERSONAL widdle "credit score" will be fine....until you can't pay the 23%+ revolving interest rate when it soars because AMERICA has lost its credit worthiness abroad (because our dollar is backed by NOTHING) and the bank that owns your card (and your TV!) can't get money to loan out at decent interest rates for secured loans like mortgages.

They may just cancel your card regardless of your ability to pay.

Then what will you spend at WALMART, Mike? Oh...bummer...WALMART is closed in this near future scenario because the supply chains are interrupted because there are no truckers or stock to carry...because WALMART'd business model is an "in time" model based on ....CREDIT.

Did you ever watch ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE, Mike? It is a very good explanation of where money goes once you deposit in your bank. Perhaps you could use some American style economic remediation from a big 'ol TV you are so convinced you will always be able to pay off.....We're AMERICA, right? Too big to fail......after all..."life moves on" didn't you say?

Tell that to Rome.

Sarah Palin : Subduing Bottom Feeders Since LBJ

This baby photo of Sarah Palin is the most precious thing.

She is filthy cute. And look at those power thighs!

h/t EHHhlen

HE WILL BARACK YOU YouTube Video Queen Parody Song

Off the hook. And the lisping queens at the Democratic National Committee already have their widdle pink panties in a twist.

Download this one to your hard drive so when the wusses at YouTube yank it, it will already be viral.

Brought to you by the fine talent at Stop Him Now.

BROC OBAMA

I found this exquisite Photoshop on a nutty thread that linked my Biden Aneurysm post. One of the thousands of Google hits I got in the last two days over this fake email that everbody is breathlessly passing on as some "BIG DEMOCRATIC SECRET". (Ever wonder how you got it, Aunt Nellie??....DUH.)

I have not closed the comments, but I am saving them all in moderation.Maybe one day, I will drop some acid and make sense out of them. The Democratic Underground found and linked me. Between them, Google, HotAir, Rush and the dozens of links off of those, it was a stuPENdous avalanche.

Joe Biden would be the Cheez Whiz in this scenario.

Please enjoy the fruits vegetables of my delve through the dumpster that is my stat page.

BarackObamaTest.com : The Dummy For Dummies

If you have an idiot friend who actually believes that "Hope" and "Change" are legitimate political "issues" on par with "Taxes" and National Defense", send them to this website for an education on what their Messiah actually expects from his acolytes.

http://barackobamatest.com

They will be transformed.

You will be vindicated.

Nothing Appeals Like Sarah. Except Todd.

One of my most dutiful bridemaids and kindred friends, Ellen, asked me the other day, "So what do you want me to tell Sarah Palin when I go fight the blue hairs for a spot to see her at The Villages?"

"Tell her, 'GREAT SHOES!' ", I mused.

Well. Apparently, Ellen was close enough to step on Palin's great shoes because she got some rockin' snaps from the very front of the front row.

Each is so beautifully huge and detailed, I can't post them all here, but there are some precious ones of Piper at Ellen's Photobucket root album.  Scroll all the way to the bottom of this post for the WALLPAPER I have ordered for my OB/GYN's office ceiling...

And all without  a huge zoom! Are those bear claw earrings?

Ellen assures me that it was hotter than the thighs of a June (or July!) bride the other day, but that Sarah looked flawless.

Photobucket Album h/t to the lovely but blogless EHHhhlen. ;)

Claiming Aneurysm Risk, Joe Biden Will Bow From The Ticket In Early October Surprise

My broom is in the shop, but my crystal ball is working just fine. And for all my A.D.D., sometimes noticing the details and connecting dots pays off. Follow me...

**Sidebar to morons***I AM NOT PERPETUATING THE FAKE EMAIL WE HAVE ALL GOTTEN thirteen times since last Friday from Aunt Nellie claiming it is a "Secret Democratic Memo">>>>so PLEASE FOLKS...read MY POST CRITICALLY.....

There is no way in the bowels of Hell that Hillary Clinton would be anywhere (much less stumping for The Manchurian Messiah) but holed up in Chappaqau stuffing her pie hole with Cheetos but for the fact that her part in this tragic train wreck is not over. The meeting between Barack Obama and Bill Clinton in Harlem wasn't to eat rubber fried chicken.

Biden dropping out is not predicting anything original. But IF it happens, my theory for how is based on the peripheral nugget of otherwise unflattering news conveniently allowed to float by the Democrats themselves back in August at the funeral of some Lib political hack. {A LINK, I will also add, that I DISCOVERED MYSELF, NO THANKS TO THE BIG BLOGS....}

Via Liberal lap dog, CBS (August 30th):

(DUBLIN, Ohio) Joe Biden, who attended the memorial service for Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones today, talked about his own bout with aneurysms that nearly killed him 20 years ago. "When mine burst fortunately as described to me by the neurosurgeon it ricocheted off my skull instead of into my brain,” Biden explained, “If it had been the other way around I'd be a….”

August 30th....HHhhhmmm...about the time the polls were bouncing Sarah Palin on the knee of popular adoration and just ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER CBS link (that I found) points up the incredible timing for such a candid admission from Biden regarding his fragile health:

Via CBS (August 29th): Entitled "Assessing Risk Of McCain -Palin Ticket"

Public opinion polls show a close race between Obama and McCain, and with scarcely two months remaining until the election, neither contender can allow the other to jump out to a big post-convention lead. 

Obama knew he had been punked within hours of McCain's announcement, and all this groundwork laying for the Big Bow Out ("have Biden remind everyone how fragile he might still be") was probably on the same post it note with "Palin was only a mayor".

Mark your calendars.

If IF IF it happens, it will follow a magnanimous flourish of "Gee, Joe really shouldn't be one heart beat away what with the brain bleed and all...but who is this behind Curtain #2??....Why its none other than Mrs. Biiiiill Cliiiinton.....stand up for Hil' , won't you????".

[** WHY I THINK IT WON'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN: For Biden to quit runs counter to everything in the known Universe about conventional politics, but anything can be spun...Obama would only be gaining some of the white female vote, but bleeding just about all the white MALE vote, which is the essential block he desperately needs to win.**]

UPDATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It would appear that the NOW has endorsed the Obama ticket with NO woman on it.

Add this to a statistic that a full THIRD of voting may actually take place before November 4th, changing the ticket to a CHICKet seems unlikely. Imagine the mewling of the disenfranchised over that move?

But I will maintain that if they do it, it will be all about the aneurysm. Look for Joe to drop to his knees on stage, but just after the Palin debate, thereby running it in for the victim two-pointer, and (as suggested below) simultaneously keeping Hillary from looking like a hulking, stump ankled dyke debating the perky Caribou Barbie.

New meme: Joe Biden: One Heartbeat Away From One Brain Bleed