the kidalog

Eiffel Redux

There is nothing more serene than a drive through Amish country. Endless miles of grass, cows, windmill wells and not an effete Frenchman in sight.

$17.95

They're BAAACK

Non-knitters rejoice! These Leg Warminators are a craft kit for kids eight and up, so no needles are required. These will blast you back to a more innocent time when you thought (Let's Get) "Physical" was actually about exercise.

$16.95 

Barbie has left the building.

When your son surprises and delights you by asking for a doll house for Christmas, don't freak him out with a Purple Princess Palace. Instead, offer him this design conscious dream house. He may have to suffer with a girly pink Easy Bake oven until Emeril hips it up, but throw the kid a bone. Its not like he's asking for a boa.

$120.00

Take a seat!

Hunky Hub thinks orphaned vintage chairs should stay in the crap heap and not be brought home to live at his house. Junking is an illness for which modern medicine is agressively seeking a vaccine. Wait until he gets a load of MOMA'S challenging game of skill and balance. Grab the gaffer tape, he's gonna blow.

$20.00

No Helmet Required. Yet.

Its big. Its red. Its back. The somewhat ORIGINAL BIG WHEEL of your childhood has come roaring out of the 70's in a feeble attempt to whisk your kids into that ethereal realm of bliss achieved only with fast pedals and a dangerously effective handbrake. The Safety Nazis took the handbreak, but they couldn't steal the fun.

$29.99

Plays Well With Others

Her belly button stump and first curl must live somewhere for all eternity. They deserve better diggs than a nursery themed cardboard box with six pounds of ribbon on top. This solid cherry commemorative box can be engraved on both the inside and outside of the lid. It will play so much better on the desktop with her stapler and pencil cup when she is forty and the CEO of her own Fortune 500 company. She will thank you.

$58.00